What did the ocean say when Santa flew over? Nothing. It just waved.

What do you call Santa when he’s on a break? A Santa pause.

Why does The Grinch enjoy gardening? He’s got a green thumb.

Do snow globes ever get scared? No, just shaken.

What’s a sheep’s favorite Christmas song? Fleece Navidad.

What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You need to lighten up.

What did one snowman say to the other? You smell carrots, too?

Why do reindeer wear bells? Their horns don’t work.

What does Santa use to clean his sleigh? Comet.

Where does Santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.

What did one angel say to the other? Halo there!

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.